So, I find a lot of things to be very stupid. You can often find me writing about them in different posts through my blog. I haver varying reasons as to why I hate these things, but the fact reminds that I find them to be half passed dumb. So here is my list of the six things I hate the most.
Ugg boots are the fashion equivalent to wearing potato sacks on your feet. Not only are they completely hideous, everyone seems to think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. And if there is something worse then then Ugg boots, it’s how much everyone conforms to loving them. We’re gonna look back in 20 years and realize how stupid this fad was, and I personally can’t wait.
Unlike Ugg boots, north face jackets aren’t the ugliest fashion trend since slap bracelets. My beef with North Face is that a jacket cost an arm and a leg, and people are willing to hand that much money over for a jacket JUST because it says “north face” on it. You can get a equal quality jacket for a fraction of the cost from a generic retailer. But nope. People are willing to pay so much more money in order to say “Hey look, I can afford this!!”
My reason for hating macs differ from the previous unbearable products I have listed. Like most good things in life, macs are ruined by their cult like consumers. You know, the guy who refuses to use anything other then a Mac because it is below him. Or that hipster girl who brings her mac to Starbucks to flaunt the fact that she has a macbook. Or perhaps the college student who spends $1,000 on a macbook so they can surf the web and write papers. If you are a graphic designer or a musican, sure… buy a mac. 20 year old college student? Better ways to shepherd your money.
$20 says that guys on a Mac, and that’s why he cant afford shoes
When you buy starbucks, you’re buying the logo on that cup. You’re told to go to starbucks because that’s where everyone who is anyone goes, despite the fact you can get superior coffee at other places for less money. Starbucks will begin offering alcoholic drinks at certain restaurants across the country, because you will have to be drunk to pay those prices. I once saw someone wearing uggs, a north face jacket, writing on their mac in starbucks. I wanted to punch them.
Lord of The Rings
I watched these movies and thought they were the most boring movies ever. Three hours of walking. I was told the books are much better so I tried reading those but had to stop because I could not take one more three-page description about a tree. Honestly, a pile of crap that these movies are even considered by some to be greater than or equal to the original Star Wars movies. There is only one return, and it’s not of the king, it’s of the Jedi. If you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it’s about a short guy who finds a ring in a volcano, walks backwards for 9 hours, and then gives it to his uncle.
Twilight. Nothing gives me less faith in humanity then those people who think Twilight is an actual example of fine literature for young adults. I don’t support book burnings, but I would hardly classify Twilight as a book. It’s like Stephenie Meyer took every bad young adult literature cliche known to man, put it inside this book, and out popped Twilight. This book is so bad that part of me thinks Meyer is actually a literary genius who is actually mocking the genre by parodying itself, then I remember how dumb Stephenie Meyer is and realize that can’t be the case. Not only did Twilight ruin vampires, it also made every desperately single 20+ year old woman show everyone how creepy they actually are.